VampKryptonite

[Sam Emerson]

VampKryptonite
Name: Sam Emerson
Location: Murder Capital of the World
Bio: Artist. Writer. Comic book enthusiast.

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Alright, I'm sorry. I can't read it anymore. Vampires don't sparkle. Ever. I'm serious.
a few days ago

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Ladies, tell me something. When did stalking become sexy? Or is it only sexy if the guy has fangs?
several days ago

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God, this Bella chick is boring. Seriously, I can't find anything interesting at all about her.
several days ago

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Let me guess. Everybody loves Bella but she thinks she sucks and has no idea why.
several days ago

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Just picked up a copy of Twilight. Everyone says I can't bash it til I read it.
several days ago

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For all of you who are asking, I'm working on a new issue of BF. It's slow going. I'll keep you posted!
several days ago

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Just saw Bloodsucking Freaks in a book store in L.A.! Great to see it on the shelves again!
several days ago

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Anyone in the San Francisco area, heads up - traffic SUCKS. Don't do it.
several days ago

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I gotta do something about this writer's block.
a few weeks ago

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Do they still sell Coke in those glass bottles?
a few weeks ago

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Relaxing on the beach.
a few weeks ago

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Home. Exhausted. Sore. Sunburned. Note to self: no more hiking.
a few weeks ago

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Holy sh!t who the HELL thought this was a good idea?!
a few weeks ago

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Venturing out! If you don't hear from me something ate me. Send a search party!
a few weeks ago

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Going on a hike in the morning. Any advice???
a few weeks ago

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Bloodsucking Freaks is no longer out of print! New edition being published as I tweet! Thanks 2 all my fans 4 ur support!
a few weeks ago

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